Bugsy here. I get to narrate today cuz we are finishing up the Walk-Up-Call Lessons.
So we looked at Lesson 1: The Flyover and Lesson 2: The Nose-Tap Technique last week. If your beans don’t respond to either of those, heaven help them…. it’s time to bring out the heavy artillery. So, listen up and I guarantee, your bean will be awake and alert to your need for breakfast by the end of Lesson 5 if not before.
Lesson 3: The Full-Face-Smother Technique…
In this technique you are again targeting the nose, but not just by tapping. Just gently climb up onto the bed and stretch out across your bean’s face… That should get him/her up.
Lesson 4: The Chest Press Technique.
Instead of stretching out across your bean’s face, climb onto his/her chest and just sit there and sit there and sit there… With time, your bean should get up because, depending on how much you weigh, it’ll become difficult for them to breathe.
Lesson 5: The When-All-Else-Fails Technique
If your extremely resilient bean does not respond to Lessons 1 thru 4, this one will do it. Start on the X and jump as high as you can (it’s okay to use a trampoline if you are not used to jumping very high). Fly through the air and land (THUD) on your bean’s chest. I guarantee he/she will be up and at your food bowl in a nano-second.
Congratulations, you have now completed the Wake-Up-Call Training…. Enjoy your breakfast!!!
We have one more cartoon for you. It’s our Sunday Selfie… We are participating in the November festivities better known as MOVEMBER by growing mustaches. We will show you our progress throughout the month. Movember is the event to bring attention to men’s health and the growing of the mustaches is to remind you to spread the word about that.